SMOKIN SPIKE LEE JOINTZ

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
coo-coo-ca-jew
i-am-grell:
“ capgras-bitch:
“ icepick–lobotomy:
“ waitineedaname:
“ not-your-fae:
“ wetwareproblem:
“ opalescentlesbian:
“ specsthespectraldragon:
“ assortedcointubes:
“ specsthespectraldragon:
“ prokopetz:
“ tacticalnymphomania:
“ liliturra:
“...
thoughtsous

I got “I almost catch the demon a couple of times”

shelbeelovely

“Wasn’t any prettier at point-blank”

ginsbergg

“the algebra of need”

theroyaltenenbuns

Finally, in the small mountain town of Chauoen they came into their hotel to find two Danes sitting in the lobby with a softball sized chunk of hash sitting in front of them.

doriangrayshopsatforever21

“In ACT, the essential feature of the relationship is unconditional acceptance of the client’s experience.”

#gradschoolproblems

liliturra

“Take a good long stare.” Oof judgy book.

tacticalnymphomania

“I’d rather not tell you about the achaierai, if you don’t mind.”

prokopetz

“The program does not include a submit button because when the user clicks on the image the x and y coordinates of where the user clicked on the image are transmitted to the script.”

specsthespectraldragon

“Pylcrafte is laughing.”

assortedcointubes

It’s a skeleton.

Just a picture of a skeleton.

specsthespectraldragon

I’m so sorry

opalescentlesbian

‘ “Stop!” Spock ordered.’

wetwareproblem

“No joke,” Dahl said.

not-your-fae

Dr Stockman: (laughs and rubs his hands) [Dared not to do otherwise!] She too! Oh that’s splendid!

waitineedaname

“Though defensible as a war measure, this was an arbitrary grant of executive power contrary to American tradition and to the spirit of the Constitution”

icepick--lobotomy

‘”Then we must take the road, Mr. Frodo,” said Sam. “We must take it and chance our luck, if there is any luck in Mordor.”’

capgras-bitch

The entire fucking page was empty…

i-am-grell

He went up to it and the smile he gave me was more beautiful than any enchanted meadow or pool of stars

AAAH LOVE THIS

eat whatever you want ;)
birthmark-poetry

I’m going to say this once

birthmark-poetry

To my fellow white women:
Beyoncé’s LEMONADE is not for us.
We can enjoy it. We can blast it loud in the shower. We can appreciate it aestheticly and visually and musically.
But it is not for us to appropriate for our own gain. I don’t want to see white women writing op-eds about it. I don’t want to hear your acoustic covers of the tracks. I’m not interested in your critiques, as a white woman, of it. I don’t want you CAPITALIZING on a piece of art that is fundamentally not. for. us.
LEMONADE is a beautiful tribute to black womanhood, femininity, the black struggle, and black power. It is NOT for all women, and most importantly, it is NOT for white women to co-opt and colonize and attempt to profit from.

I don’t care if your feelings are hurt because it “doesn’t include enough” white folx. I don’t care. I don’t want to hear about it.

Appreciate the beauty. Sing its praises. Enjoy the depth and the poetry. But don’t try to make what isn’t for you, your’s. In any way, shape, or form.

j4wbr34ker

I’m sorry, but this is idiotic. I don’t care if I lose followers for this, but music is for everyone??? Why can’t someone make a cover of a song that speaks to then, or even just one that they like, just because of their skin color? That seems absurd and controlling.